Tuesday, August 23, 2011

You're NOT Every Woman


It's not an especially good idea to disagree with a diva. Especially if she's a singer - a brand of female known especially for their awe-inspiring, turbo-charged, "diva-ness". Cell phones get thrown, insults get hurled and just general bad behavior is what you are in for. Doubly so when you provoke a pop music prima donna. Well, guess what: Chaka, Whitney and Taylor? You're all wrong - so get it right! You are not "every woman". And not just because you are music millionairesses.


You know the cheeky Chaka Khan song "I'm Every Woman" that keeps getting recycled by successive pop divas like Whitney Houston and most recently by Taylor Swift? Snappy tune, catchy beat, but something of a snipe quest. Why? Because in reality there is no farcical "everywoman"! Every woman is different. As in completely, uniquely, unmitigatedly, emphatically D-I-F-F-E-R-E-N-T. Got it, girls?


But why do I risk the diva's wrath by positing such a position? How do I know this to be true, you ask? Because Danny Russo says so. And that is good enough for me. Russo, the harbinger of healthy fat loss; the potentate of restoring your feminine figure eight has put this belief to the test. Through thirty years of researching women's health and teaching his "For Women Only" fat loss programs, Danny has learned one thing: that there is no "one thing" that works for every woman. Every women is unique. Her body composition, pH levels and hormonal makeup is as individual as each flake of falling snow; as each drop of drizzling rain, as...OK, you get the idea.


So can you explain why all these fad diets and faux fitness programs treat you like you're, well... everyone else? Isn't that the pitch women are always given? Isn't that what diet promotions are all about? "Look how the Raw Sand diet helped (insert celebrispawn or ex-reality show star here) lose 200 pounds! It will work exactly the same for you!". Um, in a word: No.


It doesn't work because it can't work. Danny Russo knows this. He'll be the first one to tell you. His customized weight loss plan, known as FEW (Food Exercise Water), is tailored for each individual woman. What works for one woman may not be right for another. And this is, quite frankly, common sense. Just because the woman next to you lives for the punk, pitchforks and the Plasmatics doesn't mean you have to. This is what Danny Russo's fat loss philosophy is all about. And he can make is work for you. So let's take it from the top Chaka: "I'm NOT every woman/Whatever (I) want/Whatever (I) need/I'll do it naturally."


Sing it, Sisters!

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